HEATH WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET THOSE MAN BOOBS. GET OUT.
This whole heath being after el torito thing reminds me of the segments a few years back with Jamie Noble after Hornswoggle hahaha
JERRY SAID INJURY TO INSULT OMFG
IT’S THE NAME OF MY FAVORITE FANFICTION.
(well it’s ADDING injury to insult but omfg)
Bless the wwe for giving 3mb tv time
MY BABY WAS AT THE EVENT IN POUGHKEEPSIE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT AGAINST HEATH (MY FUCKING OTP) AND I WAS NOT THERE TO SEE IT.
referring to cesaro/gabriel match: “haha he has to touch his balls!”
referring to jinder mahal: “that guy looks like a monkey”
referring to heath slater: “he looks like a shih tzu with that hair”
Thank you Jill.
I had a dream that I was dating Heath slater so I would go on wwe tour with him all he time and we were always hanging out with drew and jinder. And at one point I remember seeing them play ultimate frisbee on top of a roof of a school.. Oh and apparently Heath was really 46 years old so my parents would of never really approved of me dating him..he’s not 46 wtf! Hahaha
no one has any idea how fucking excited i am for this slariel match.
im like lightly bouncing indian style on my bed in excitement hahaha
I have a request of you if you decide to take it. So my birthday is in 3 weeks and all I ask is a drawing of at least one of the following requests:
Extra points if you can add me into the drawing somehow haha
Oh and it’s up to you if you are doing a normal drawing or a “not safe for work drawing” surprise me haha
And bonus points if you would even like to send it to my p.o. Box!