January 2012
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Last post of 2011!
See ya in 2012 :D
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xbroken-dreamsx replied to your photo: Last 2011 pic of me bitches :P
but how cute are you though?! you’re adorable
haha why thank you :D
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I remember 2011 like it was yesterday
chloeishhere:
Sorry I had to…
Reblog if you met epic people on tumblr this year.
It's already 2012 in some parts of the world ..
iamgrizzy:
Does that mean, they’re in future … or am I from the past ?
Reblog if you are still in 2011!
1dlovescats:
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After proving someone wrong.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
thisrighthereisdomination:
When little jimmy comes marching home hoorah hoorah
When little jimmy comes marching home HOORAH HOORAH
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
When your favorite book/tv series ends,
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Im probably too good of a friend...
I just legit drove one of my friends to a house to go get weed…FIRST and LAST time im ever doing this. It was scary. I stayed in the car but still….
But on the bright side we went to mcdonalds afterwards :D but the manager saw how high my friends were and they like locked half of them out. I was SO scared that he would call the police or something but they didn’t.
BUT more...
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superdomino:
> Go outside.
> Large group of people talking about drugs.
> Come right back inside.
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus: You guys... →
baaconnn:
This one:
Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so…
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
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litttlewitch:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
this is awesome
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dragonsleeper:
> I am the most tiredest man of all time.
> Well thanks for waking the rest of us up.
> …Sorry Bryan.
> It’s okay. I forgive you.
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December 2011
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
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